Whatsapp Status Jokes Quotes Message

बीवी ::::सुनिये, मुझे आपका मोबाईल फोन देना जरा...!
पति :::: देता हूं... रूको जानेमन..!
पति जल्दी-जल्दी मे मोबाईल फोन से .....
Delete video...
Delete picture...
Delete music...
Delete private folder...
Delete number...
Delete sms...
Delete outgoing calls...
Delete incoming calls...
Delete mms...
Delete what's app...
Delete bbm...
Delete...
Delete...
Delete...
Delete..
FORMAT Memory Card....!!!
अच्छा ये तो बताओ, करोगी क्या तुम ..?
बीवी : मै TIME देख़ना चाहती हूं कि क्या बजा है अभी..!
पति : TIME ? पूछ भी तो सकती थी... गंवार औरत ..!!

Husband Wife Jokes

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सुहागरात पर पति ने पत्नी से कहा, "सब से प्यार से रहना, सभी का सम्मान करना, हमेशा सच बोलना, कभी किसी का दिल मत दुखाना"। पत्नी उठी और कमरे का दरवाजा खोलते हुए बोली, "सब अंदर आ जाओ, यहाँ सत्संग चल रहा है"।

Who is a Girl ???
A Girl is the most Beautiful part of God's creation.
She starts compromising at a very tender age.
She sacrifices her chocolates for her brother.
Later she sacrifices her love for just a smile on her parents face.
Then After Marriage
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She takes revenge of all things from her Husband

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