Whatsapp Status Jokes Quotes Message

Funny Whatsapp Joke in Hindi

One Liner Whatsapp Status 

1. Take care of 'YOUR STATUS' & don't be care taker of 'MY STATUS'...��
2. Live alone☝️
3. Live Legend��
4. तेरे DP से नजर नही हटती नोटीफिकेशन हम क्या देखे ।������
5. Acchhi piyo kharab piyo, jab bhi piyo sharaab piyo.
6. Aadmi aur suwar ke bachche, chhote hi achche lagte hain.
7. Rocket aur tharak, aadmi ko kahin bhi le jaa sakte hain.
8. We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
9. I’d like to help you out, which way did you come in?
10. I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?

1. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
2. A woman stopped me in the street and asked me to show his how to get to the hospital. So I pushed his under a bus.
3. Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love... :)
4. My Internet is down today; I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. They are irresponsible lol.
5. Life is short, why waste in updating Status..
6. I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.
7. All girls are like domain names?? The ones I like are already taken.
8. Sometimes I wish I was a bird so I could crap on the people I don't like.. Bahahaha :D

1. If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!
2. The road to success is always under construction.
3. Born to express not to impress.
4. Sometimes it's easier to pretend you don't care, than to admit it's killing you.
5. Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.
6. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
7. When someone says, "You've Changed", It simply means you've stopped living your life their way.
8. I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.'
9. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status 
10. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
11. Totally available!! Please disturb me!!��
12. Life is Short – Chat Fast!
13. Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.
14. If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
15. In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.